- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

whats white and looks like paper paper

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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