- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

mental kid

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Women's rights

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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