Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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