Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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