- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

How long is a china man?

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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