- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Women's Rights.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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