- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

That's what she didn't say

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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