- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

I have a gay camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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