- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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