whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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