- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Winter

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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