An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Hey, Max!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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