Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

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