If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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im at school

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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The WNBA

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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