Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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