Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Women

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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