- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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