Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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