1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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