What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Nuneaton..

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Women's rights

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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