- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

I have a gay camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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