- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

People Order Our Patties

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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