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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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