- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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