- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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