Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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