- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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