- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Your future.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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