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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cows are land manatees.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

There was an american man on the way to work.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

If i open this door you can go trough it

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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