- Anti Joke

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!