- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What can hitler cook well Steak

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God. God.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES