- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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