If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your face is hilarious.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

womens rights.

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