- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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