- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

-knock knock! -doors open

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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