What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Poop!!

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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