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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.