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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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