- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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