Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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