- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What happen? Idk...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Knock knock... Home invasion

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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