Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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