Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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