- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Dont read this joke

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Knock knock... Home invasion

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Womens rights

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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