How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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