Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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like most people my age. im 27

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Anti Joke

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