Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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