what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Poop!!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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