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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Christians pornstars.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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