A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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human centipede

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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69

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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He walked in a bar

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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