- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

shut up kobe!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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