- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

to get to the other side.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Moo! I'm a goat!

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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