Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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This one time at band camp....

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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to get to the other side.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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