- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

womens rights

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Poop

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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