What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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