What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Your future.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

the holocaust

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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