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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Your mam is so fat.

Your face

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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