Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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