- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I just found out i have cancer.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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