josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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The MLS

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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