A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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