Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Do you like fishsticks No

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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