- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Moral

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Bags of delicious poop.

How come anti jokes r funny

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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