- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

whats black and white? a zebra

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

This one time at band camp....

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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