- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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